I wish I was beautiful.
Wanna hear a joke about my dick?
sesquipedalian-savant: liquid-sugar: morbidsouls: Nevermind, it’s too long……. Wanna hear a joke about my vag? Nevermind, you’ll never get it… GTOYL “Gratuitous Text of Your Life”
bucknakedandthepanda asked: You may have known her longer, but it won't stop me from trying to get to know her better.
iam0nslaught asked: i got on but you weren't on, bad timing. shiiiiiit
Reblog if you'd rather be having sex now.
ellisraven: chellalove: honeyveee: hahah terrible but yes i would Ew she’s on bottom…………
bucknakedandthepanda asked: I thought this was discussed already, I am going to fight you for her.